Last updated: 31st December, 2009 10:00am
Cheque out the cheek of banking cheats
DESPITE the massive dig-out we've given them over the past year or so, it's not every day your bank owes you money.
Last updated: 24th December, 2009 02:00pm
Snow prep was hardly a military operation
THROUGH the Stygian gloom of late Sunday afternoon a ghostly apparition appeared in the headlights, forcing me to take evasive action.
Last updated: 17th December, 2009 10:00am
Lack of legal muscle behind Chilcot - a blessing in disguise
THE major misgivings surrounding the Chilcot inquiry are its lack of legal muscle and the guarantee that nobody will get nailed at the end of it. But perhaps that's the beauty of it.
Last updated: 10th December, 2009 09:00am
Wake up in a straitjacket - you're about to be left out in the cold
ONE consolation for the ever decreasing number of psychiatric hospital beds is that it prevents our rulers using them as a penal threat.
Last updated: 3rd December, 2009 10:00am
The stuff bridges - and engineers - were made of
AS A Royal Engineer's son, the highlight of long summer holidays was having the run of various army camps; and open days.
Last updated: 28th November, 2009 11:00am
If they're not handling our balls they're holding us by them
THE poor old Irish thought they had this Europe business sussed. No more us and them. Referendum sorted. Hands across the sea all the way.
Last updated: 19th November, 2009 11:00am
Too many teachers spoil the nurse?
EUCLID, they told me, was the Father of Geometry.
Last updated: 13th November, 2009 09:00am
Lest we forget how truly awful TV tribute can be
SIX years ago this week the Royal British Legion Festival of Remembrance reached its nadir.
Last updated: 5th November, 2009 04:00pm
ONCE upon a time the very idea of a bunch of teenagers, however well intentioned, conducting a mock session in the House of Commons chamber would have been deemed an act of contempt.
Last updated: 22nd October, 2009 09:00am
Don't dilly-Dali, keep on the straight and narrow
VETERANS of Reading's roads have seen it all since the surrealists hijacked the highways department a few decades back.
Last updated: 24th September, 2009 09:00am
We're cheering on Ireland to stop the EU superstate
THE Irish nation has given the world poets, scholars, musicians, doctors, scientists, statesmen, sporting heroes and warriors but a 'no' to the Lisbon Constitreaty next week will surely be one of its greatest contributions yet.
Last updated: 17th September, 2009 10:00am
Lord Mandy's sleight-of-tongue doesn't fool us
WHEN they promised us Lord Mandy on the radio on Monday morning I started counting.
Last updated: 10th September, 2009 02:00pm
Playing the funny old game of democracy
FUNNY thing democracy. Means different things to different people.
Last updated: 4th September, 2009 11:00am
For peat's sake, what is going on in Brussels?
THERE'S this little game of pretence they play in the House of Commons. No, not that one.
Last updated: 28th August, 2009 10:00am
So who comes out tops in the compassion stakes?
FOR years I've thought it would be fascinating to sit in on one of those summit conferences where Tony exchanged hair care tips with Muammar, or George W swapped bubblegum cards with the Karzai of Kabul.
Last updated: 21st August, 2009 06:00pm
This casualty needs more ER than ooh-err
HOW come the debate we should be having here about the NHS is instead taking place in the United States?
Last updated: 13th August, 2009 09:00am
Picking a GP nominee is a blinding stroke of genius
OKAY, I'll come clean and admit it. Boy Dave and his Clueless Cohort aren't clots after all.
Last updated: 6th August, 2009 08:00am
It's the season to be silly - but not stupid
YOU may have noticed it's that time of the year they call the silly season, when newspapers are supposed to have nothing to write about.
Last updated: 30th July, 2009 09:00am
Quietly gerry Mandy-ing a bloodless coup
HIS little tick-the-boxes elf might have won him a rare by-election victory, but Boy Dave's heart must skip a beat every time Old Prudence drops another brick.
Last updated: 23rd July, 2009 08:00am
Let the MPs take a break - it might prove less costly
SOME people are saying it wasn't just the holiday MPs were taking when they bunked off for their record 82-day break this week.
Last updated: 16th July, 2009 09:00am
Brooding Bob is the bearer of bad news
THE Prime Minister clearly expected the worst when he named brooding Bob Ainsworth as Britain"s fourth Defence Secretary in three years.
Published: 25th June, 2009 11:00am
Letting computers behind the wheel is asking for a crash
COMPUTERS and I are sworn enemies. Viruses seek me out. Those little icons round the screen are clearly demons.
Published: 18th June, 2009 08:00am
Shopping drug dealers is fine, what about the rest?
DEFINITELY an inside job instead of something devised by a high-powered advertising agency and costing millions, but as police campaigns go it"s really rather poetic.
Last updated: 11th June, 2009 01:00pm
Priceless moments of love and affection during horrors of war
MY UNCLE Bob was on HMS Belfast on D-Day.
Published: 4th June, 2009 06:00pm
Sixty and no bus pass - I'll walk to the polling booth
IT WASN"T that I was expecting a telegram from the Queen or anything.
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